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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dimension Hops:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Buildings Constructed:	37	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2849	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Items Found:	6528	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Void Armor Forged:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.