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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Animals Bred:	108
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ores Mined:	2580	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crops Grown:	9553
Mines Excavated:	2878	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6003
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!