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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Zombie Dances:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	8824	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	200
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Animals Bred:	162

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mines Excavated:	2057
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Villages Defended:	12	New Chunks Explored:	696947
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6148	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2938
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.