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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ores Mined:	9292
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	144

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Towns Built:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Potions Brewed:	187
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Items Found:	1750	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Farms Harvested:	895

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Farms Harvested:	631
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	5402
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.