Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Potions Brewed:	70
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	147
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Animals Bred:	97	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	877461
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Emeralds Found:	4755	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1022	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!