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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Magic Items Found:	2063	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Divine Spears Created:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	1931
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Void Armor Forged:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	New Chunks Explored:	658810

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!