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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Towns Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5573	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Villages Defended:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	288

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6537	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Emeralds Found:	9755
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3059
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	New Chunks Explored:	238238

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Secret Passages Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magic Items Found:	6164
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.