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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Towns Built:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Void Armor Forged:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6476	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Farms Harvested:	538	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	857
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crops Grown:	8424
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Emeralds Found:	9994
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Runes Activated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	89	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Alien Abductions:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.