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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	6102	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Zombie Dances:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Potions Brewed:	27	Villages Defended:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4149	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Emeralds Found:	444
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Mines Excavated:	4789	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!