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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	599863	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	New Chunks Explored:	654917
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Farms Harvested:	558	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Crops Grown:	1189
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Players Killed by Monsters:	9618	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4831
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Emeralds Found:	4734	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Potions Brewed:	125
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Villages Defended:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	1513
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!