Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mines Excavated:	2488	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	79	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	314	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	160	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4707
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Farms Harvested:	874
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Animals Bred:	105	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Farms Harvested:	807	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6322
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Animals Bred:	115
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!