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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1570	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magic Items Found:	3300	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Endless Night Skies:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5256
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	111	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Emeralds Found:	5397
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.