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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Crops Grown:	5074
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Farms Harvested:	771
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6106	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Potions Brewed:	47	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	190
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8997	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8052
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mines Excavated:	3170	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!