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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1281	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6690	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	92
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Love Letters Sent:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mines Excavated:	4714	Dragon Eggs Found:	7088
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4413

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	5257	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	3604

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2899
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.