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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1782	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Towns Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mines Excavated:	4648
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	84

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	1872	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	253	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Alien Abductions:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7081	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4429	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.