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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Emeralds Found:	1406	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Magic Items Found:	3160

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Magic Items Found:	8120	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	31
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5633
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	216	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9494

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.