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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2855	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	95	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchantments Applied:	137
Villages Defended:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	641135	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6698	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Buildings Constructed:	37
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Potions Brewed:	50	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	119	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9144

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ores Mined:	1760	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1809
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!