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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	159	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5035	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Epic Quests Completed:	28	New Chunks Explored:	445753
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Items Found:	8164

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Animals Bred:	99	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Dimension Hops:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mines Excavated:	2167	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	87
Animals Bred:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3990	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.