Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Potions Brewed:	170

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9968	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8161	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Potions Brewed:	132
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.