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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Potions Brewed:	70

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Animals Bred:	39
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Emeralds Found:	4431
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	164
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	109	Animals Bred:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4525
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2811
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3624
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.