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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crops Grown:	8935
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mines Excavated:	1017	Ores Mined:	7614
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Void Gems Collected:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchantments Applied:	68

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Towns Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	New Chunks Explored:	653192
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	146	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Mines Excavated:	3410

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ores Mined:	2999	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.