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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5990
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Emeralds Found:	1257	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1630
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1402

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	752	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1572
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2572
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Towns Built:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Emeralds Found:	1596
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Emeralds Found:	5658	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ores Mined:	4341	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6346

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4486	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.