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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	New Chunks Explored:	38402

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2766

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4844	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2256
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	143	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	140
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.