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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mines Excavated:	3052	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4726	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Potions Brewed:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Emeralds Found:	3840	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Star Shards Collected:	294	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	226	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	808
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Villages Defended:	10
New Chunks Explored:	609271	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.