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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CubitoLand Network

Bedwars, Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1959	Dragons Tamed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
New Chunks Explored:	59882	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragons Tamed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Animals Bred:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2058	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Crops Grown:	2437	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3360	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchantments Applied:	107	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.