Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Ores Mined:	5653
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	266	Holy Grails Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4549
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Potions Brewed:	110
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Void Gems Collected:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	9322
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Items Found:	3771
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Towns Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	106	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Sloome Magic

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Frontier Network

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

Welcome to Frontier Network! We currently offer a great cobblemon experience featuring tons of custom mods!Cobblemon: (Latest Version : Adds over 500 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Cobblemon runs on Minecraft 1.20.1 fabric!Server IP: play.frontier-mc.com Discord: discord.gg/6D9yYRxFGR Website: https://www.frontier-mc.com/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.