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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	5571
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchantments Applied:	82	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	333019

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	251
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragons Tamed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1746	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	146372	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3340
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Animals Bred:	167
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Animals Bred:	29

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6865
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.