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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Farms Harvested:	467
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Items Found:	7816

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.