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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mines Excavated:	4834
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	293	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	8113
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mines Excavated:	4828	Star Shards Collected:	205

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Potions Brewed:	108	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Farms Harvested:	394
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ores Mined:	2738
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	133
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	121	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.