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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Our New World

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Our New World ~ IntroductionOur New World is a Sandbox RPG 1.20.1 Server. Our aim is to have a long-term RPG server with frequent content updates, including, but not limited to: new items, cosmetics, pets, skills, enemies, bosses, worlds, story, etc.What we offer:– A RPG experience without sacrifing most vanilla features. – Five classical RPG classes with attributes and animated skills. – ModelEngine, custom texture pack with incredible models, NO mods required. – Active owner that will quickly answer to any feedback. – Frequent updates with bug fixing, improvements and new content, to keep the server fresh. – Seasonal events with custom dungeons and raid bosses. – EULA compliant. No P2W features. – And much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Items Found:	3129	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EggMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magic Items Found:	4275	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CapeDirt

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Sunshine Network

Survival

Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Based MC

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Towns Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Potions Brewed:	106
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Animals Bred:	136	Emeralds Found:	6437
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Potions Brewed:	131	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Items Found:	8554	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.