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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	955448
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	190
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	696787	Ores Mined:	9328
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	588	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	5142
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3607	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crops Grown:	2669
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	112
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7041
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.