Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Star Shards Collected:	204
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	239
Ores Mined:	6424	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2012
Ores Mined:	6390	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	180	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	52	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Towns Built:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Emeralds Found:	9587
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	686967	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	300
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9005
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.