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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Towns Built:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Potions Brewed:	70	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	95
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	707574	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	2170
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	86	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	280
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magic Items Found:	4466
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mines Excavated:	1524

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Zombie Dances:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.