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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DestinyMC

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

DestinyMC is a long standing community with Skyblock, Survival and Prison servers that are compatible with all devices. Some of our features include Enchantment Gems, Private Mines, Cities, Gangs, Robots and Backpack Enchantments. Link your Discord account in-game to receive a free rank on the server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Elimentus

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Elimentus, a 1.18.1 Survival/Bending Server. – Choose an Element using /element and unlock sub-elements

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Animals Bred:	174	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

mnfcandy

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Roleplay

Mongolian minecraft cracked server. So many new features daily updates. Come and check it out. Gamemodes: – OP-Factions – Factions – MiniGames – EggWars – Creative – The Walking Dead – Mega Prison – SkyKingdom (Skyblock+Factions)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	6998	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	121	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Star Shards Collected:	252
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.