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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Farms Harvested:	475	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Emeralds Found:	8996
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	855433	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

– Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	15
Animals Bred:	134	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Runes Activated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FunDaily

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Good luck!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TTVSMP Community Server

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MugroKraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

MUGROKRAFT SERVER JAVA Y BEDROCK // MULTIPLATAFORMA // CROSSPLAY

(+) Version: 1.20.1 (+) IP: 129.151.113.190:25565 (+) Survival World (+) Jobs, Lore, Clans, Warps, Marriage, Pets, Ranks, Protections, Events, Rewards, Missions, Economy, Skins, ArenaPVP, Shops and much more. (+) Para No Premium y Premium (+) His Law (+) Discord: https://discord.gg/6xWjpuUp2g

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MC Chill and Play

Survival

MC Chill and Play is a Survival based community server. Hosted on a 1.16.4 server. A group of us has tried to start up a public server to give what we never found in minecraft server experiences so Come have fun, explore, make new friends and most of all just chill and play!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BuildTheEarth

Creative, Earth, Vanilla

Server-IP: BuildTheEarth.net Version: 1.8 – 1.19

BuildThEarth.net is a server network from the BuildTheEarth project. Our mission is to fully recreate the entire Earth in Minecraft at a 1:1 scale. One block in Minecraft equates to roughly one meter in the real world, meaning that this project will fully recreate the size of our planet.

Anyone is able to join us and contribute to the largest and most expansive build project to ever have been attempted in Minecraft. Every language, nationality, and regional difference is accepted and regarded as our greatest attribute as we continue our journey to unite all of Humanity’s greatest achievements into a single Minecraft world.

Our Minecraft Server BuildTheEarth.net allows players to help building with the simplest building system out there. You can also join the BuildTheEarth Build Teams and join their servers from this network.

If you want to learn more about this project, join our discord server. You don’t need to use any mods, just join with minecraft java vanilla 1.18 – 1.16

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Frostwire Gaming Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Have you been looking for a new server? Well im sure this is the place for you! Many people call this server home due to the friendly environment put in place. A caring and compassionate owner is here 12-15 hours a day, and allways ready to help. Much of the community are friends with each-other on discord, this server creates bonds! We do not tolerate harrassement/abuse/or bigotry towards other members, rest assured that you will be taken care of as a member of this server. Features alot of our members like include(McMMO, Custom Food(We have Mcdonalds :D), Player ran shops, Ranks, and Land claims) Some more information about the custom food includes the fact that we can add anything you want, yes you heard that right, if you want certain foods added, we will add them with your input. We also have unique features due to the fact that the owner and others code things specifically for this server, so that means these features will be amazing, and allways working! We really hope you will come join us and be part of an awesome community!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Avalion

Creative, Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

It’s been the same map for 8 years. We never delete a map. What you build stays. Skyblock, Survival, Hardcore, Towni (temporarily paused), Creative. There are good people and helpful staff on the server, feel free to come and play :). Our brand new skyblock server called Ikarosz is open, come and have a look around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Emeralds Found:	6733	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Athios

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Unique gamemode SEARCH AND DESTROY 2 Teams! 1.8 PVP Loads of kits to choose! Unique maps! Achievements, cosmetics, and more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Revision MC Economy SmP Ft. Hardcore

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

Welcome All CrossPlay 1.20.1 Survival Players! Over 30 Plugins | Custom Enchants | Resource Server We have a community of about 820 people from apps/online who live and play in harmony. We play survival only, keep inventory on, and we are looking for you! The new player! MultiServer Supoort! Brand new resource server with same inventory system. Bring items from new world into old world. More Sub Servers coming in the future. /warp Hub Featured Plugins: ExtraEnchants (over 400!) | MCMMO ~ Custom Skills + Levels MythicMobs (/warp BattleTower) MoreMobHeads BetterBeacons Economy Systems | Leveled Mobs | Pets! (/pets) VeinMiner (/veinminer mode sneak) | Leads On Villagers Claims | +20 More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SuperCraft-MC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

SuperCraft-MC Now with !!!CREATIVE!!! SuperCraft-MC is a new server that would love to grow with its community. We are dedicated to guiding you through your Minecraft needs. We are continuously working on making this server better. Come check us out and see what you have to add to the community!

Minigames, Economy, SkyBlock, Ranks, Crates, Survival, MCmmo, & so much more!

If you have any questions or bug reports please let me know on our Discord.

Discord: discord.gg/SpJtFZe

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

mc.daf4ever.com

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

100 Players server on big 20kx20k map

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3073	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!