Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ores Mined:	9412

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2803
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Farms Harvested:	753
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2844
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	114
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RamboMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

RamboMC is a Dutch Minecraft server suitable for both Java and Bedrock players!

Our game modes are always available on the latest versions, so you never miss the latest features of Minecraft!

Our history: RamboMC was founded on January 6, 2021 and has been unstoppable since then. In the past 2 years we have continued to develop and have experienced enormous growth. We have welcomed 78,000 unique players to our network and have been #1 in the Dutch top list for a long time.

Of course, you can only really see if RamboMC is for you when you experience it, which can be done via the following information: IP: play.rambomc.nl ON PORT: 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Saltwater Scourge

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Set sail on Saltwater Scourge in version 1.20.4 for a thrilling pirate experience like no other!

128×128 Personal Islands with Build Wands Conquer the open sea with an adventure like no other Defeat Dungeons, Bosses, and claim their treasures. Join hourly events for loot and excitement. Discover secret locations and hidden treasure chests. Take on challenging quests for valuable rewards. Fully customizable ships with many different colors and flags. 60+ pets to choose and earn. In-Depth Weapon and Armor Crafting System.

https://saltwaterscourge.com https://discord.gg/jwWkn7wR4T

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.