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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mineworld

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Server Data: mc.mineworld.online PUERTO 19132 Multiplatform: You can connect from Java and Bedrock 1.18 onwards

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	140
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	144755	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FloraMc

Bedwars, Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FloraMC! Version: 1.8 x 1.18 Discord: https://discord.gg/floramc

Server Information:

IP Address: play.floramc.club Website: https://floramc.club/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

YarnMC Skyblock

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

YarnMC hopes to offer a classic skyblock server experience. With customized plugins, we have a stable, fun economy that rewards progression and community-based gameplay. YarnMC grew from a reunion of people that used to play together on the same skyblock server 10 years ago. Our server supports Bedrock and Java versions so everyone can join. Feel free to join our active discord for the latest updates and to chat! Join us on Discord! https://discord.yarnmc.xyz/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7540
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Crops Grown:	3459	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7897	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Potions Brewed:	62	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	3551	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
New Chunks Explored:	641248	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Potions Brewed:	103	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4089	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Potions Brewed:	179
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Farms Harvested:	272	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6805	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.