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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Caps Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Cap’s Skyblock server! Here you can play solo Skyblock or easily play with friends! Great OP items with the custom enchant system or build your island up. Vote for in-game rewards and so much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Unicraft Network

PvP, Survival

Unicraft Network official server, I hope you have fun playing on this server we have Modalities available, survival custom boxpvp Clans and many more I hope to see you

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Critter Craft

Economy, PvP, Towny

Embark upon an extraordinary odyssey within our Minecraft Survival Server, where the harmonious integration of Towny plugins converges with a pulsating economy, creating an immersive and intricate tapestry of gameplay.

Forge strategic alliances, stake your claim by establishing a sovereign town, and artfully navigate the nuanced dynamics of a player-driven economy. In this expansive world, success hinges on astute planning, collaboration, and the development of robust camaraderie.

Will you ascend as an economic maestro, skillfully shaping the destiny of your virtual empire, or emerge as a masterful town architect, crafting realms that stand the test of time? Alternatively, will you become a formidable force, a driving influence in the ever-evolving survival landscape?

Join us now and etch your indelible mark into the very bedrock of our server. An unparalleled adventure awaits—where unity, thriving communities, and conquest define your journey!

Don’t be scared. Come hang with the critters.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Lyoxir Network

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Lyoxir Network is a Minecraft server that values user feedback and constantly strives to improve. It offers an exclusive game mode, Survival Earth Kingdoms, which features a detailed map of the Earth where players can create/join kingdoms, role-play, and go to war. Lyoxir Network is committed to providing a unique and rewarding gaming experience that no other Minecraft server can compete with. Join now and come take a look!

Frequent questions: 1# What is our IP? You can join our network through the IP play.lyoxir.net or play.lyoxir.xyz. We are waiting for you!

2# What version is the server? Lyoxir Network supports players of all versions higher than 1.12.2, this to provide the user with a better experience.

If you have more questions or concerns about our server, we invite you to join our discord.lyoxir.net where you can create a ticket and talk to our team.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dragons Nest

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	587	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Killion Detention Center

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Killion Detention Center Revival

Welcome to the rebirth of a legend! The iconic Killion Detention Center – one of Minecraft’s most esteemed prison servers – is back, inviting inmates old and new to its fortified walls. Brace yourself, because while we’re resurrecting the nostalgia of the original, we’re also introducing modern-day twists that’ll test your survival and strategy skills.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KenterMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

KenterMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. There are a lot of ways to PVP, such as with swords, crystals and even custom items! The server is joinable on the more recent versions of the game. The current KenterMC IP is kentermc.minehut.gg

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CivEarth v4

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

CivEarth is a 1:500 Earth map Minecraft server that is on its 4th version! Join a diverse community and a mature and helpful staff. We have many unique plugins for you to enjoy with a range of Towny based plugins such as Towny Resources and Siegewar with other fun plugins including , MCMMO, a digital economy, auctions, PvP Duels, fishing, quests, vehicles, realms and dungeons and much more!

We are available on Java at: play.CivEarth.net. You can now join with bedrock! play.civearth.net, port:19132. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ores Mined:	9027	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Dojo

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

The Dojo is a 1.20.1 advancing towny server focusing on survival, economy, and building your community. We work hard on ensuring all players have fun and do our best to fix any bumps along the way! We appreciate your time and thank you for supporting us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Emeralds Found:	6580
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SloKuharji

Economy, Survival

Slovenian minecraft server with survival. good economy, friendly playerbase. lbalblalbalblablalbalblalblablalblalbalblalbalblalbalblllalblabllablablablablabablablablablablablablabl

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CritPots

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

» Fun PvP : With the removal of netherite armor, totems, and end crystals we ensure a fast paced pvp experience.

» Diamond Based Economy : Currency is backed by diamonds for a balanced and long lasting economy.

» Raiding : There are no rules against griefing or raiding other bases, do as you wish in the free world!

» Leaderboards : Climb the leaderboards and rise to the top!

» Proximity Voice Chat : Talk with others using the Simple Voice Chat mod! (Not required to join)Voice Chat Mod : modrinth.com/plugin/simple-voice-chat

» IP : Critpots.mine.bz

Currently no bedrock support

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Star Shards Collected:	223	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Red MC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

Red MC is a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting gaming experience. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, our custom survival server will offer you a unique experience. Our goal is to provide a Minecraft world

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	144	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BluePlanetMc

KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to BlueplanetMC!

Step into the extraordinary world of BlueplanetMC, where the horizon is boundless, and adventure soars high in the sky. We offer a unique combination of Survival and Skyblock, providing players with the freedom to play in various ways.

Explore the Survival Adventure: Immerse yourself in the vast survival world of BlueplanetMC, where challenging environments and wondrous landscapes await you. Gather resources, construct beautiful structures, and brave the dangers hidden in the expansive terrain.

Explore the Skyblock: Embark on the Skyblock challenge and experience life high above the clouds. Start with a modest island and expand it into a floating paradise. Survive with limited resources and collaborate with fellow island residents to create the ultimate skyblock empire.

Join the BlueplanetMC Community: Become a part of our growing community of adventurers, builders, and survivors. Make friends, share your creations, and leave your unique mark in the world of BlueplanetMC.

Whether you’re exploring the ground or reaching for the stars, BlueplanetMC offers an unparalleled gaming experience. Join us and discover the limitless possibilities of our Survival and Skyblock Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1019	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

herobrine.live

Earth, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at Herobrine.live – a Minecraft survival server where you create, survive, and thrive. Engage in a vibrant community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dexteria

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Dexteria is a new Minecraft Network that is 1.7.10-1.20 that is starting out focused on the OG Factions experience and bringing back the OG faction members and the new factions players. Getting rid of all of the new faction elements that some other servers are using like custom enchants. We have a large staff team working day and night to bring you the best Factions experience that we can. Initial Map and server release is in the near future. Server is open with FFA available while server development is still in the works. Server Offers lot’s of OG Factions plug-ins and some custom plug ins, these including Koth Event, Nex Event, Raiding Outpost, FFA Arena, Give-aways, Buycraft F-top Payouts

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.