Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GlowCraft Nation

Economy, Economychestshop, Greifprevention, Jobs, Landclaim, Nop2w, PvP, smp, Survival

https://www.GlowCraft.Org

Server IP: Play.glowcraft.org

Java:25565 Bedrock:19132

Discord: https://discord.glowcraft.org

Description:

GlowCraft is a laid back Survival Multi-Player network. We Feature many Options but our main focus is Economy or PvE (Player Vs Economy). Created with the idea “Build Your Own Adventure” Glowcraft Features Custom Item(s) as well as Normal Game play. Depending on your Speed! Everything on our network is obtainable with gameplay. This means you don’t have to Donate to get Higher Ranks or Items. We do not force anyone to Pay to Win.

Economy Focus:

We believe good game play starts with the player so we offer many ways to interact with the community by trading/selling and buying items in-gamewithout having to donate on the webstore. Some of our Perks include Crate Keys/Vote Rewards/Glow Sticks

Events:

GLOW-OPOLY (Coming SOON)

Board Game Inspired Building and contests..

Main Features:

Everything in the game is obtainable with Play or can be advanced with a donation on the store.

⛏ Jobs

🏹 Battle Arena – Win Server wide rewards for the whole community (coming soon)

🌲 Seasons 2 (Released)

💑 Fully Player Run Economy

🛒 Chest Shops

⚡ Player Warps

🎁 In-Game Reward Shops

✅ Vote Shop

🎈 Pinata Parties

We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6405	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Creation Nation

Adventure, Economy, smp, Survival

Creation Nation offers a custom feature packed unique survival server experience that is focused around a player driven economy with a friendly community that was established in March 2011! Some of the unique and custom features we offer include:

Markets (A completely custom made system, the Coal, Gold, Diamond and Emerald Markets are exclusive server markets with specific membership requirements that players can unlock. They offer 6 special tiered server shops and over 25 unique perks, many of which other servers would require you to donate for!)

Jobs (Our jobs system is fully customized and unique from other servers. Access 18 different jobs with over a hundred daily quests, a rewards skill tree with special prizes as you level your jobs and a points shop filled with dozens of options!)

Skills (You will naturally gain experience and level up 9 unique skills as you play on the server. As your skill levels progress you will gain passive buffs to 7 base stats and unlock and improve 26 different effects!)

View and track your own player statistics and compete with other players on 6 global all time leaderboards! Adventure and create a base in our massive 25k x 25k survival world all freshly generated in minecraft 1.18! As you play you will even uncover unique, fun and custom things we haven’t even told you about!

Come join us today and start your own adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

black cat minecraft

Amazing! A survival/creative server with 1.5.2 survival and 1.5.2 creative! We are a 24/7 server and are rarely down. We have hawkeye and can tell exactly who did what, and when.There are no limits when it comes to minecraft, use your imagination on our server! You will love it here, we have been around for more than a year! Griefing will not be tolerated! We are a small but growing community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ReflectPulseSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival

this is a hardcore minecraft server with only a few rules. Don’t cheat. No reviving yourself on an alt, and obvious things like no racism. it has useful plugins such as essentials, vault, and an enhanced enderchest (nearly double and upgradeable). You have 5 lives so we suggest you join the discord to have an esier time finding teammates. Use the /revive command to bring your teammates back to life after a deathban. THIS SERVER ACCEPTS JAVA AND BEDROCK PLAYERS

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VirarithMC: An MMORPG Kingdoms Experience [1.20.1][PvEvP][World Building]

Arenapvp, Customcrafting, Customitems, Custommobs, Economy, Factions, Factionspvp, Kingdoms, Medievalfantasy, mmorpg, Nations, Racesandclasses, Roleplay, RPG, Rpgsurvival, Smpvp, Survival, Townysurvival

What is VirarithMC?VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!

So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

Discord:discord.gg/Zt58uErPKC

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Animals Bred:	152	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EndlessSurvival

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We currently have 50 slots available, however this might be increased depending on server donations. You are free to do as you wish on the server, but you cannot go against any of the rules(Stated on the ‘Rules board’ within the server). We host events such as Ultrahardcore, CTF and many more which will be posted on the ‘Events Board’ within the server and on the website.

We don’t need anymore staff, if we do require more staff they will be chosen from active players on the server.

We have bukkit installed so when you build, just ask a Mod or an Admin to protect your buildings, this is to stop griefing.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GentlemenMC

Survival

Welcome to GentlemenMC!

We are a up and coming vanilla/shop server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3343	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crops Grown:	3481

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Colonies

A FUN AND FREE SERVER!!! YAY WERE ALL ABOUT HAVING FUN HERE! JOIN US TODAY! HUNGER GAMES SERVER COMING SOON!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Gold Standard

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play as if it’s 2013/2014. Arguably the best times in Minecraft’s history. Running an official CraftBukkit 1.7.10 Jar.

Go back in time and revisit Minecraft in its early days. A classic survival server (proudly hosted in the USA) with many features whilst preserving Vanilla Minecraft and all its goodness.

Grind your way to become the richest player on the server. How about a team build or a community build?

Log4J patched at the server level for your peace of mind and added security.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	50
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

STUDIO EVENT: CIVILIZATION / 1.20.1 / SEASON 1.5 SOON

Civevent, Civilisation, Custombiomes, dnd, Event, Events, Fabric, Lastlife, Lore, mobs, Modded, Newserver, Origins, Originsserver, Originssmp, Proximityvoice, PvE, PvP, Releasing, Roleplay, RPG, Simplevoicechat, Streamers, Studiolife, Survival, Whitelist, Worldgen, Worldgeneration

Studio Event: CIVILIZATION

Let us showcase your story today!

The server is currently inaccessible and we are preparing for season 1.5 -> discord.gg/studiosmp

Have you ever wished for a community that hosts modded civ events, an own modded origins smp outside of events AND cool game nights?

This is the “Studio SMP & Events” Community for you!

A warm and welcoming community offers you a special time on this sweet and (not so) little Fabric Modded Server. (Java only – sorry bedrock players!)

With always unique modpacks and a very nice playerbase we give you a place to stream, record and hangout with old and make new friends!

We also run events for milestones and any special holiday, build by our lovely team!

We do light Roleplay on our server, which relies on storytelling , focused around player characters, settlements, and the work of our writing team!

If you are planning to become a dwarf to dig the biggest hole in existence in a civ event, the best elven archer ever seen on an smp, a worldwide known cook or THE tactical mastermind.

Ready to leave your mark as hero (or villain) the history books write about?

We hope you will enjoy your journey into our server, may you enjoy your stay!

Join StudioSMP on Discord !!

Active community on and off serverLGBTQ Supportive13+ Community (heads up, most of us are 18 and older)No pay to win 99.99% active Support System (Unless dev hours)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Dawn

Artifacts, Connect4, Customenchants, Enchants, games, HARD, Hardmode, Jobs, Landclaim, MCMMO, Minigames, Playershops, PvP, Rannks, smp, Survival

New Dawn is here to bring you a unique survival experience with fun minigames, jobs to earn you money, mcmmo to give you special abilities, custom enchants, mine artifacts, claim large areas of land, compete in connect 4 matches and much more

We hope you enjoy your time here and make some new friends along the way !

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crops Grown:	8087	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Animals Bred:	155

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineDK

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a Danish Minecraft server where you don’t have to stick to just one type of gamemode? A server where you can get help from someone with great experience if you need it? Do you miss a lag-free gaming experience? Then MineDK is the place for you!

MineDK is a large Danish minecraft server with a focus on a perfectly set up hub-server system. There is a seasoned crew behind the server, who have been involved in server operation for many years. There are, among other things, developers and technicians who possess great technical skill and skill, as well as moderators and supervisors who are there to help you.

Visit our website and read more IP: MineDK.net / HubServer.dk Website: www.MineDK.net / www.HubServer.dk We look forward to seeing you at MineDK!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Buildings Constructed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InfluxedPrison

Prison, PvP

InfluxedPrison is a custom prison server experience, from 24+ custom enchants to OP celestial enchants, robots, pmines and more. We offer a huge diversity of insane fun, which comes from our unique epic features, friendly staff and awesome players like you!

IP: play.influxedprison.com

1.16 -> 1.20.1 are supported!

» Prison

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

✭✦ Galaxy ✦✭

Awesome, battlepass, best, Economy, Fun, Galaxy, new, Peaceful, PvE, Pve Economy, Semivanilla, Space, Staffapps, Survival, Survivalplus

-= Copy/Paste IP =-Play.mcGalaxy.co

Community Links

-> Website <- | -> Discord Link <- -> Instagram <- | -> Twitter Page <- | -> YouTube Channel <- From the Galactic Staff Team <3

Thank you very much for checking us out! We hope you enjoy your time on Galaxy!Please feel free to contact any staff member about any community-related issue/topic.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AtomiCraft

Chill, Community, Essentials, Essentialsx, Friendly, new, Newplayerswelcome, Newserver, Nogrief, Plugins, Relaxed, Silkspawners, Small, Smallserver, smp, Staffwanted, Survival

Currently whitelisted in pre-launch phase to test new features.

May be looking for staff once initial testing is complete.

AtomiCraft is a survival server run by a few Minecraft veterans. Our goal is to provide players with a place to hang out, chat with old friends, and make some new ones. As such, this a strictly no-griefing server.

At AtomiCraft, we implement a handful of simple quality-of-life improvements. Players can set up to three homes, teleport without time delays, and use silk touch on mob spawners, among other things. Additional improvements are evaluated for use on a continual basis.

There are no restrictions on who is allowed to play at AtomiCraft. We have no age limits, eccentric emphases, or other peculiarities. We’re here to enjoy some Minecraft, and we welcome any and all who wish to do the same.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchantments Applied:	164
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.