Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MbekSMP

Economy, Survival

Economy SMP with Legendary Weapons Economy SMP with Legendary Weapons Economy SMP with Legendary Weapons

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Skuad 1.20.4

Casual, Claiming, Community, coop, Economy, Economysurvival, Friendly, Jobs, MCMMO, Semivanilla, smp, Survival

Hey all! Thanks for checking out our PlanetMinecraft page! Skuad is a pretty casual survival Minecraft! We run a variety of plugins to make the survival experience a bit more enjoyable! We have an economy run mostly by players, rankups that give you perks (for in-game money), and claiming! Among other things! Come say hi to us either in-game or on our Discord!

Discord: http://discord.skuad.orgIP: MC.SKUAD.ORG (Java Edition 1.20.4)Store: https://buy.skuad.org

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mines Excavated:	4534	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ParaidsePvP

ParadisePvP is a PvP server that encourages griefing, and more specifically, raiding. There is NO chest protection! Build your base with security in mind to keep the baddies out. The world border is set at 4000 blocks from spawn. The Spawn City has an exquisite shop, Nether portal access, and a portal to the PvP arena.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MinePiece

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	28557
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OzServer

Aus, Aussie, Australia, Australian, Bungee, Creative, family, Familyfriendly, Friendly, MCMMO, Modded, Multiverse, Nations, Nopvp, Ozgamers, Ozmc, Protection, Safe, Shop, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Victoria, Waterfall, Worldguard

1.20.3 Waterfall Server Hosted in Australiafull protection in survival world with world guard and McMMO!also multiworlds which include: Creative Plots!We are a very family friendly server, we are very strict on no swearing or any 18+ content during the day to make it a safe place to play for kids of all ages

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Towns Built:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LifeSteal+

LifeSteal, Survival

A fun lifesteal server with custom items, teams, and much more. Invite your friends, hop on and do some grinding to try and become the strongest on the server. Come join us and join the discord server too.

lifestealplus.apexmc.co

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crops Grown:	2463	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blockville

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

/survival Explore the wilderness, tier up, build an empire!

/factions Craft weapons of great power, improve on your forgery and acrobatic skills, conquer other factions!

/creative Share a plot, and build something beautiful together!

/skyblock Survive the void! Build and run an island paradise! Share your creation with others!

/pvp Instant PVP gratification! Bloodshed is not optional!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Survive The ByTe

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

REQUIRED MOD: RLCraft by: Shivaxi (Latest Version)

Survive The Byte (STB): Where Fairness Reigns

STB is an RLCraft SMP server embracing equality and fairness. Land claiming ensures security without favoritism, leveling the playing field for all. No creative mode access, not even for staff or the owner, ensuring a skill-based journey for everyone.

Our staff focuses solely on maintaining order, wielding only kicking, banning, and warning powers. No one gets special treatment. At STB, our community is our strength—we cherish collaboration, respect, and inclusivity.

As the owner, I pledge to uphold these values, ensuring no “opped” privileges. Join us for an authentic RLCraft experience—challenge yourself, forge alliances, and leave your mark in a world where everyone stands shoulder to shoulder.

STB: Where every adventure begins on equal footing. Welcome to a fair, competitive, and community-driven SMP experience—welcome to Survive The Byte.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GlowCraft Nation

Economy, Economychestshop, Greifprevention, Jobs, Landclaim, Nop2w, PvP, smp, Survival

https://www.GlowCraft.Org

Server IP: Play.glowcraft.org

Java:25565 Bedrock:19132

Discord: https://discord.glowcraft.org

Description:

GlowCraft is a laid back Survival Multi-Player network. We Feature many Options but our main focus is Economy or PvE (Player Vs Economy). Created with the idea “Build Your Own Adventure” Glowcraft Features Custom Item(s) as well as Normal Game play. Depending on your Speed! Everything on our network is obtainable with gameplay. This means you don’t have to Donate to get Higher Ranks or Items. We do not force anyone to Pay to Win.

Economy Focus:

We believe good game play starts with the player so we offer many ways to interact with the community by trading/selling and buying items in-gamewithout having to donate on the webstore. Some of our Perks include Crate Keys/Vote Rewards/Glow Sticks

Events:

GLOW-OPOLY (Coming SOON)

Board Game Inspired Building and contests..

Main Features:

Everything in the game is obtainable with Play or can be advanced with a donation on the store.

⛏ Jobs

🏹 Battle Arena – Win Server wide rewards for the whole community (coming soon)

🌲 Seasons 2 (Released)

💑 Fully Player Run Economy

🛒 Chest Shops

⚡ Player Warps

🎁 In-Game Reward Shops

✅ Vote Shop

🎈 Pinata Parties

We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Creation Nation

Adventure, Economy, smp, Survival

Creation Nation offers a custom feature packed unique survival server experience that is focused around a player driven economy with a friendly community that was established in March 2011! Some of the unique and custom features we offer include:

Markets (A completely custom made system, the Coal, Gold, Diamond and Emerald Markets are exclusive server markets with specific membership requirements that players can unlock. They offer 6 special tiered server shops and over 25 unique perks, many of which other servers would require you to donate for!)

Jobs (Our jobs system is fully customized and unique from other servers. Access 18 different jobs with over a hundred daily quests, a rewards skill tree with special prizes as you level your jobs and a points shop filled with dozens of options!)

Skills (You will naturally gain experience and level up 9 unique skills as you play on the server. As your skill levels progress you will gain passive buffs to 7 base stats and unlock and improve 26 different effects!)

View and track your own player statistics and compete with other players on 6 global all time leaderboards! Adventure and create a base in our massive 25k x 25k survival world all freshly generated in minecraft 1.18! As you play you will even uncover unique, fun and custom things we haven’t even told you about!

Come join us today and start your own adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	17756	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

black cat minecraft

Amazing! A survival/creative server with 1.5.2 survival and 1.5.2 creative! We are a 24/7 server and are rarely down. We have hawkeye and can tell exactly who did what, and when.There are no limits when it comes to minecraft, use your imagination on our server! You will love it here, we have been around for more than a year! Griefing will not be tolerated! We are a small but growing community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ReflectPulseSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival

this is a hardcore minecraft server with only a few rules. Don’t cheat. No reviving yourself on an alt, and obvious things like no racism. it has useful plugins such as essentials, vault, and an enhanced enderchest (nearly double and upgradeable). You have 5 lives so we suggest you join the discord to have an esier time finding teammates. Use the /revive command to bring your teammates back to life after a deathban. THIS SERVER ACCEPTS JAVA AND BEDROCK PLAYERS

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VirarithMC: An MMORPG Kingdoms Experience [1.20.1][PvEvP][World Building]

Arenapvp, Customcrafting, Customitems, Custommobs, Economy, Factions, Factionspvp, Kingdoms, Medievalfantasy, mmorpg, Nations, Racesandclasses, Roleplay, RPG, Rpgsurvival, Smpvp, Survival, Townysurvival

What is VirarithMC?VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!

So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

Discord:discord.gg/Zt58uErPKC

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Towns Built:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EndlessSurvival

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We currently have 50 slots available, however this might be increased depending on server donations. You are free to do as you wish on the server, but you cannot go against any of the rules(Stated on the ‘Rules board’ within the server). We host events such as Ultrahardcore, CTF and many more which will be posted on the ‘Events Board’ within the server and on the website.

We don’t need anymore staff, if we do require more staff they will be chosen from active players on the server.

We have bukkit installed so when you build, just ask a Mod or an Admin to protect your buildings, this is to stop griefing.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8864	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7937	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GentlemenMC

Survival

Welcome to GentlemenMC!

We are a up and coming vanilla/shop server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!