Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Torinet

Small friendly server. Fun mods and friendly staff.

Now with Hunger Games!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Emeralds Found:	7312
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	173

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

commandia

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this is a Swedish minecraft server which is almost completely vanilla, some plug ins like treecuter etc

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8889
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Hibernia

Simple Vanilla server with only world guard and nocheat. Spawn is the only place protected. Nocheat is used to prevent hackers. Griefing and PVP are allowed

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Skunky PvP

Factions

skunkypvp.mcserver.us Skunky PvP is currently in development still and ONLY looking for staff and builders. If you as a player would just like to join you can but everything is going to get reset and you will be in a basic survival world. You can also join at skunkypvp.mcserver.us

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Terra Divisa

Chestshop, Dynmap, Earth, Earthmap, Earthmc, Earthserver, Earthtowny, Economy, Economysurvival, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geopolmc, PvP, Resourcepack, Roleplay, Siege, Siegewar, Squaremap, Survival, Towns, Towny, Townyeconomy, Townypvp, Townyserver, Townysurvival, Townywars, War, Worldgen, Worldmap

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more intense geopol experience. The only way to obtain ores is from capturing resource sites from other nations, or forging diplomatic ties to trade with them! Experience meaningful diplomacy as you need a constant supply of resources to maintain armor and tools, leading to resource wars and power blocks unlike any other servers!

Become the dominant military and economic power by minting special currency for your nation, and capturing resource sites to force other payers to align with you to avoid losing their supply of resources, and your customized currency to buy items from them without paying a dime of actual gold! We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency!

We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs.

Check the image gallery to see some additional features!

Join us on Discord!https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Creative and Towny

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Towny

Server IP: mc.megaminecraft.net Website: MegaMinecraft.net INFO: Mega MC was founded in early 2013, we have a large team of supportive staff, and experience, something our players value.

Have you ever wanted to be apart of a server where you can experience all types of game modes at once? Here at Mega MC, we provide you with that unforgettable in-game experience. • Creative • Towny • Factions

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KetPVP

KitPvP, PvP

fun and entertaining kitpvp. enjoy the fun and entertainment in ketpvp! do /staffapp to apply for staff or buy ranks! All versions supported!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	63	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

rivercraft

we are a nice small server with a bunch to do

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Official PieTown server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Pietown!

This is our public server built on the idea between Woahdang and Aexo

The server is currently running at 1.15.2 Java edition. IP -> not release

Please be sure to follow the rules and regulations to the servers! The discord rules also indicates a lot of what the channels are used for and how you can get involved!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WrathPvP

This Server has a max. of 60 people and is a popular and fun server. This is a Great server and should get more player to get interesting. Play at the level you want be watch out it is a hardcore pvp faction

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SurvivalCraft Skyblock

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SurvivalCraft, an ideal server to play by yourself or with your friends. Our friendly and chatty server offers Skyblock and Survival, with McMmo ingame levels and abilities, Silkspawners, Ranks and vote crate rewards! With only the click of a button, you can switch between the Survival world and the Skyblock world with ease. While playing on both servers, you are guaranteed to enjoy your time on both while surrounded with helpful staff members and friendly players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Citywars Minecraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Citywars is one of the most unique server. Everything is different from other server. Create your own city. Build your city to unlock more class for your citizen. Level up your race to gain better pvp ability. Train your soldier to raid your rival city. Meets experiment minecraft player. Great and exclusive donator rank. Special online event. Join now !

[ PVP EVENT ]==================- —Folow our event on www.citywars.ca

[ CLASS JOBS ]=================- —More than 30 class to unlock. Each class give you a unique ability.

[ RACE ABILITY ]===============- —More than 31 Species. Each with unique abilities

[ CITY RANKING ]===============* —Build your own city and defend it again raider. Unlock class for your citizen with building validation.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	New Chunks Explored:	125525
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

1b1t

Anarchy

play my server plz cuz I am alone everytime in the world can u play with me and plus side this server has no rules so play now its like another version of 2b2t but it is called 1b1t see what I did their the 2s in 2b2t are 1 hahhahahah funny PLZ JOIN

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mikeland PvE

A new twist on Player Vs Environment! With dragon travel, 4 epic mob arenas, mcmmo to keep you competing for high stats (no PvP or griefing of course) and much, much more, Mikeland PvE is sure to keep you hooked for hours at a time! With friendly moderators you won’t want to be anywhere else! So come on and have a play today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Eternal SMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Eternal SMP! A new whitelisted server with an old server vibe, experienced staff and a fun, drama-free community. A fully vanilla style SMP with as few plugins as possible, only to highlight the fun of the game, not to take away from it. Join our discord server via the link, and apply today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.