Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Citywars Minecraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Citywars is one of the most unique server. Everything is different from other server. Create your own city. Build your city to unlock more class for your citizen. Level up your race to gain better pvp ability. Train your soldier to raid your rival city. Meets experiment minecraft player. Great and exclusive donator rank. Special online event. Join now !

[ PVP EVENT ]==================- —Folow our event on www.citywars.ca

[ CLASS JOBS ]=================- —More than 30 class to unlock. Each class give you a unique ability.

[ RACE ABILITY ]===============- —More than 31 Species. Each with unique abilities

[ CITY RANKING ]===============* —Build your own city and defend it again raider. Unlock class for your citizen with building validation.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

1b1t

Anarchy

play my server plz cuz I am alone everytime in the world can u play with me and plus side this server has no rules so play now its like another version of 2b2t but it is called 1b1t see what I did their the 2s in 2b2t are 1 hahhahahah funny PLZ JOIN

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mikeland PvE

A new twist on Player Vs Environment! With dragon travel, 4 epic mob arenas, mcmmo to keep you competing for high stats (no PvP or griefing of course) and much, much more, Mikeland PvE is sure to keep you hooked for hours at a time! With friendly moderators you won’t want to be anywhere else! So come on and have a play today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Eternal SMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Eternal SMP! A new whitelisted server with an old server vibe, experienced staff and a fun, drama-free community. A fully vanilla style SMP with as few plugins as possible, only to highlight the fun of the game, not to take away from it. Join our discord server via the link, and apply today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	993

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

0tx.org

Factions

Full TNT – No Border – Unlimited Homes – 150gb of bases!

Welcome to 0tx.org! IP: 0tx.org Website: 0tx.org Admin: Cowsook

Join the hundreds of rogue factions, trying to live and mine amongst the chaos. How to play? Create or join a faction, gather players, and build together! Factions are invite only, so ask in chat or better yet – create your own faction and ask new players to join you.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Alpha Prison 3.0

Prison, PvE, PvP

Alpha Prison is a new Prison server with Many Awesome Plugins and multiple goals to achieve! PVP arena Plots Lucky Blocks Plugin Prison Ranks A-Z 5000+ Prestiges 75% Off on /buy And Awesome Custom enchants!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Left 2 Die

Do you like fighting zombies?Do you like griefing? Well come and join our server and kick some zombie butt. Its like a Zombie Apocalypse type gamemode, in which you go around a city filled with all types of creepy creatures and try to survive and thrive. *No White listing needed* On 24/7

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cookie Project

This is a non-PVP (we do have a PVP arena However, and a few challenges where high quality prizes are given out for compleating) and non-Grief server, up 24/7. Not handing out staff. We use plugins such as, CoreProtect, world guard, world portal, NoCheat, Iconomy, Towny, LWC, And many more. There is NO hacking allowed on this server either. Come have fun! 😀 Join Quick!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1939
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7556
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

McSurvival

Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

A server for survival and hanging out! If you want to apply for staff you can ask me when i’m on and I will quiz you! Have fun! Oh yeah, wash your hands! It’s a good time for it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GlassDragon

Creative, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Dedicated server in a 24×7 Datacenter (99.9% uptime). No whitelist. We emphasize creativity in a friendly atmosphere. PVP is restricted to Arenas. No hacks, no xray, no flying, no creative mode. The mods and admin will not spawn items. We try to keep as close to the vanilla experience as possible while adding anti-grief measures and a few extras to enhance the multiplayer world.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Dimension Hops:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Items Found:	3637	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Equestrians United

Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Equestrians United! a 1.12.2 equine (survival) horse server! We have fun plugins to make the server smooth and easy to play. Shops, timber, economy and more.

Have fun, Love horses

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Civilization

Start a new life!

This server can give you the feeling you get when you are entering a minecraft world for the first time. In the wild, alone and unexplored. Start a new Civilization either alone or with others!

The goal is to get start a family and hopefully get a chance to marry a partner. To be the dominate family should be on the top of your list. To reach the goal, develop fast, find resources, make “fire”, and build a village with shops. Earn your living through others! The server itself is all about the players that create their own civilization. If you are tired of spawning in a pre-made spawn and to not be able to build anywhere, this server is for you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	139	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7304	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Titanzesports

Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

come along and join a brand new survival and sky blocks server 🙂 survival includes cbeing able to claim your land so you cannot be griefed or anything like that you can build a massive town with your massive army of friends

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Zedwork Zurvival

Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork Zurvival is a community-run semi-vanilla Minecraft Server, with an emphasis on collaboration and community.

There’s no grief. Not only do we prevent grief before it can happen with claim protection, but we will typically catch and ban those up to no good pretty quick.

We encourage community spirit. We don’t take kindly on griefing, stealing or PVPing in an non-civil manner. PVP is allowed, but have some respect about it. Surprise attacks on players who are building, or going about their business is not accepted practise here. The Guardians will step in if they see your behaviour as unsavoury.

Players always start in a resource rich environment alongside other players just starting out. No more walking hundreds of blocks out of spawn before you can build. No more searching for caves, only to discover they’ve already been stripped of all valuables. With Zedwork, you’re dropped right in with other players who want the same as you: to find a nice spot to build; and you’re never far from trees and other natural resources to mine.

We are vanilla. This does not mean no plugins, completely unprotected. What we mean is there is a focus on the core Minecraft experience. There are no game-changing plugins; nothing to distract from simply playing Minecraft.

We are aiming to grow in size very rapidly, and are eager to build our world and our community up with you. Come and join us!

[EULA-compliant]

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

sakuramc

Mini Games

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Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
New Chunks Explored:	173150	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.