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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Void Gems Collected:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TheReawakens

TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Linearpvp

PvP

a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mines Excavated:	3769
Dragon Eggs Found:	3978	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8703	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

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Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ores Mined:	2966
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mines Excavated:	4643
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	50	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Towns Built:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Items Found:	6615
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.