Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SwordMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

New smp, bedwars and pvp server growing fast and bringing new experiences to players. Our pvp server is hosted on 1.8 giving people who enjoy the old pvp settings a chance for action. Our new economy smp is 1.20.1 allowing people to test their skills to the limits while competing for the number 1 spot. Finally, our bedwars server tops hypixels with new maps new utility and better optimization for players to enjoy

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Crops Grown:	2901
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

pwing

Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay

IP: pwing.net What it is: RPG Dungeon Server With new improved loot, Set items, Legendaries, sockets ** Spells and Spell Wands ** Rings , Amulets, Gloves and more ! ** Factions ** Battle Pets ** Gems and Sockets ** HP , Dodge , Lored Items ** Custom Bosses with abilities ** Minigames ** Grand Theft Auto with Guns ** Dungeons and Quests ** God Of War Dungeon – Based on Xbox, Help Kratos !

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Japura Survival City

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Japura.net PVP zombie city survival server running a lot of custom plugins. Players can create tribes to claim and protect land. A massive city is generated over the normal minecraft world, and is ready to be looted! Watch out for the endless hordes of zombies! Nobody would want to go out at night. server url: mine.japura.net website url: www.japura.net no excessive swearing. no religion/nationality/politics/sensitive arguments. no cheating, abusing in-game glitches or using mods that can affect the server. graphical mods like minimaps or lighting is OK. no spamming. zero tolerance for moderator impersonation. report any server issues with the /bug command, or on the forums. no asking for gun mods.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Emeralds Found:	9118
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Neutine

KitPvP, Survival

A minecraft network with great features, enjoyable gameplay and much more! Ranging from custom weapons, classes, bosses and custom scripted server with constant updates, bug patches and gameplay improvements.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sky Prison

Sky Prison is a prison located on a sky island, there are no bars or bedrock walls though but a sky, What they didn’t know was that you could fly off the island. But your freedom doesn’t start there yet. You will have to work yourself out. You can cut tree’s fish and mine, Once you have gathered enough resources you can sell them to get access to the next island. Once you get there you are 1 step closer to your freedom. There is a twist though, Not all prisoners are friendly prisoners. Some prisoners want to kill you in prison! But we have prison guards for those, once they see prisoner fighting they will kill them.

Join this unique prison server with a nice community and lots of unique events like sky pvp, hunger games, adventure. MC.skyprison.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LepakMC

PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Sometimes we just want to sit back, relax, and LEPAK. Join our server and have a LEPAK good time with us on our Minecraft server, We are a casual gaming community with everything you need in a survival server, from just chilling and fishing and talking with friends, to making gigantic AFK farms, we also have a custom dungeon and a custom PVP Arena as well.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CubeServer #2

NEW Factions PvP Map

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Game Of Thrones Conquest

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Be prepared to lead your house, or join an existing one. Rule or be ruled, fight or be killed. But if you know how to play the game well, peace will conquer.

If you join our server we highly recommend you join our discord community too to register and join a house of your liking or start your own! In this server, you have the freedom or break and make alliances, sell or buy things and on top of all, quests!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8060	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AbsoluteCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

At AbsoluteCraft, its all about the players!

We are an awesome community Minecraft server with both survival and creative worlds. We take pride in the fact that everybody knows everybody!

If that sounds like the kind of server you want to join connect to: MC-AC.COM

They say less is more but that wont be the case when you need to race to the top of the economy to stay alive in the vanilla Player vs Player free-roam world we call Survival!

Full creative mode with WorldEdit! There’s not much more you need in life if you are aspiring builder or griefer.

We have some truly epic games that include Build It!, BlockHunt, Spleef and the world famous Survival Games. We’ve even built our own maps like The Cruise, the Planet Minecraft Contest Finalist!

The Builder world is the home of TeamAbsolute, our build team, where epic cities and projects are created which players can view as well.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ChuwiCraft

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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The server contains:

》Tradeos 》Crates 》Mine with and without PVP “Roman Coliseum 》Vote 》Protection Blocks “Missions And much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NextGamers Europe MC Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The NGE Minecraft Server! We are a freebuild survival server with friendly staff and over 70 plugins. We don’t sell any inGame items or ranks with special abilities, for real money, but you can buy Premium with inGame money. Premium gives you fly and some other special abilities. Some of our plugins are (some plugins you can first use when you’re Premium but you can get that without real money for 8000€ inGame money):: We’re sure you’ll have a lot of fun on our server. See you there! 🙂

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Runes Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	1095	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Animals Bred:	63	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Twenture Minecraft Server

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Prison

Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re thrilled to welcome you to the most exciting and immersive Minecraft server out there – Twenture Minecraft Server!

Embark on an Epic Journey: At Twenture, we’re all about crafting unforgettable adventures in the boundless world of Minecraft. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s something here for everyone. Join us, and let’s explore the limitless possibilities of this pixelated wonderland together!

It’s time to forge your legacy, build empires, and create memories that will last a lifetime. Join Twenture Minecraft Server today and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	300	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Flunkiiiland

The Admins of this Server are vasilisn and Flunkiii. Until now, we build a lot of things. We dont use special shop plugins but we have herobrine on the server 😉 You can build whereever you want because it’s a freebuilt and PVP server. We have 6 Slots and he will be online anytime. Everyone is welcome! This server is now 6 months old and we would be realy happy if you join our server. It will be funny 🙂 Flunkiii – german vasilisn – english So everyone understand the rules and all this things ;D

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamland – World of Dreams

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Dreamland – our new Minecraft server!

We are happy to see people who have fallen asleep and come to us, to our unusual and unpredictable world of night dreams.

Nothing is impossible here, so don’t be afraid of weirdness and lack of logic in what’s going on. However, Dreamland is not only a beautiful and kind world, it can also be… Hm-m, well, explore the world of dreams, its lore and become the strongest dreamer! We fell asleep for a long time

— The owner of the Dreamland that you joined in the collective dream

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

My.SMP

Survival

Join the discord server to get whitelisted, and start your smp adventure with cool people and stuff. Kill, raid and other stuff

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2326	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Enchantments Applied:	265	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!