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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pigcraft QC

Pigcraft QC is a wonderful server with a rich community. We encourage people of all ages to come and take part in our server, although many of our players are 14+. We are hosted free of charge thanks to our wonderful server owner, which means any and all donations go toward improving the server and community. Donating is entirely optional and it’s easy to upgrade from Guest to Member by posting an introduction on our forums.

We have approx. 40 plugins that make each of our worlds unique, including iConomy 6 for our economy. In addition to our main world, we offer Survival Games so you run, hide, and confront up to 24 of your friends! Members have access to PlotMe Creative and our End world is kept fresh with EndReset so you’ll always have a dragon waiting to hug and/or murder you. Of course, we’re not always so serious – we have Pigasus and DiscoSheep+ to keep the party going!

We sincerely hope you’ll join us at mc.pigcraft.net. Don’t forget to vote for us once you get to our forums – you’ll receive a Diamond in-game when you use your Minecraft username!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Block Battles

Cross-Play, Mini Games

Get ready for an epic adventure as our Block Battles servers open their gates today at 4:30 PM EST! Immerse yourself in thrilling battles, explore new realms, and conquer the pixelated world with your friends.

But that’s not all – the anticipation continues! Our Buycraft and Coin Shop will unlock their treasures tomorrow. Prepare to enhance your gaming experience with exclusive items and perks.

Join us on this thrilling journey, starting at 4:30 PM EST today! Your next gaming adventure awaits.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Emeralds Found:	7782
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Odyssey Online

Vanilla

dope server. might even say the best. best of the best? yes. so much very good. hosted in nyc! we have a sick mob arena, beacon way points, and other small smp tweaks. no land claiming. no world border!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Nodigit

Nodigit.com is a creative server with 100 slots (Soon 200) We have PVP/spleef/paintball/minigames with plots and survival worlds spawn items with /i

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HyperionSMP

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

My SMP server is a lifesteal variant! It comes with custom mobs, and items without any mods! Proxmity chat as well! It’s consistently being updated, and worked on. Dungeons you can explore with loot and more! We got the hard SMP, and the casual one! You can pick and choose! Hard SMP doesn’t have much rules while the casual one does, more or so for builders! If you’d like to join, the official release is **October 30th**!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ShadowCraft

ShadowCraft is a factions/PVP Server that just started and needs players. We are hosted on a dedicated server with no lag so you can have fun without any interruptions. Our server contains a nice spawn, an admin shop, as well as a user market, mob arena, and many more. Some of those are all still in development but, join and get a head start against the rest! Join now to experience the fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SpiritMC

Economy, PvE, Survival

SpiritMC us a new amazing Minecraft Survival Server with many features!

We have; A custom shop, often events, giveaways and more! We also have a bank, not P2W! We are updating so much and would love for you to join us! Please join the discord and support us in any way! (Even playing helps!)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Daegonner PvP

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The official Daegonner server! We’re finally back! Just reset and released!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Andrei1010SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

A fun and beginner friendly Minecraft server! Tips: Use the /back command to go back from where you died KeepInventory is on! Use the shop (/shop) to buy items for (sometimes really) cheap Fulbright IS allowed!

rules: [1] Be respectful [2] Be ethical [3] Use common sense [4] Any form of cheating, X-Ray Or StructureFinder is not allowed [5] No griefing [6] no advertising

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Rawcritics PVP

{Towny} {PVP} {Raiding} {iConomy}

Our server is run by professional staff who keep an eye on things at all times with a player base at the ready to ensure griefers, cheaters, hackers and trolls are caught and dealt with swiftly.

We have towns and nations with PVP rules that enable you to break into buildings, search for chests within limitation and fight to the death. Blocks regen and you can use TNT to break into buildings since the blocks will return after a certain number of seconds.

Join us, though be made aware that we do not support trollish or hostile behavior and you will not find this a fitting environment if you are looking for trouble or childish laughs. Ask Silverforte if you need a town to join with plenty of space and protection for your house and items.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Runes Activated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5679
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PureCraft MarketSquare

Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Minecraft server which has shop and dupe so join now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Farming Crafters Feed the Beast Infinity

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Farmingcrafters.

You can do whatever you want here and wherever you want. But don’t forget to run far away for the first time so that you don’t get attacked 😉

The server offers you the opportunity to teleport to other players as well to set a home point, PRO world. Overworld, Nether, Twilight etc. When you die, your items will be saved in a tombstone. You can also use the /back command if you have died. greets Ardragoon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4115
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SwordMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

New smp, bedwars and pvp server growing fast and bringing new experiences to players. Our pvp server is hosted on 1.8 giving people who enjoy the old pvp settings a chance for action. Our new economy smp is 1.20.1 allowing people to test their skills to the limits while competing for the number 1 spot. Finally, our bedwars server tops hypixels with new maps new utility and better optimization for players to enjoy

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

pwing

Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay

IP: pwing.net What it is: RPG Dungeon Server With new improved loot, Set items, Legendaries, sockets ** Spells and Spell Wands ** Rings , Amulets, Gloves and more ! ** Factions ** Battle Pets ** Gems and Sockets ** HP , Dodge , Lored Items ** Custom Bosses with abilities ** Minigames ** Grand Theft Auto with Guns ** Dungeons and Quests ** God Of War Dungeon – Based on Xbox, Help Kratos !

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	233
Crops Grown:	4481	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Japura Survival City

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Japura.net PVP zombie city survival server running a lot of custom plugins. Players can create tribes to claim and protect land. A massive city is generated over the normal minecraft world, and is ready to be looted! Watch out for the endless hordes of zombies! Nobody would want to go out at night. server url: mine.japura.net website url: www.japura.net no excessive swearing. no religion/nationality/politics/sensitive arguments. no cheating, abusing in-game glitches or using mods that can affect the server. graphical mods like minimaps or lighting is OK. no spamming. zero tolerance for moderator impersonation. report any server issues with the /bug command, or on the forums. no asking for gun mods.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Potions Brewed:	196	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.