Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Sela Mixers

Mini Games, PvP

Have a unique Minecraft adventure! Join the server server where daily activities await. Have fun while participating in exciting challenges and making new friends. Experience the endless possibilities of our world and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PVPZone

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

PVPZone is a not your regular Minecraft server. Explore over 10 unique classes each with amazing skills, spells, and abilities to upgrade. Mastering these classes not only keeps you busy, but keeps you entertained as you do it. As you upgrade your favorite classes, you will not only grow to love the server but will also find yourself striving to become the best!

Take part in intense Capture the Flag games to earn cash to upgrade your favorite classes. Also compete in many other gamemodes like Team Death Match, Death Match, Plant the Bomb, Steal the Cake, Parkour Race, Paintball, Zombie Defense, and much more. We also have a fantastic Mob Arena where you can take your favorite class and team up with friends to defeat monsters. Or explore the Dungeon room by room, solve puzzles, kill monsters, and eventually fight the evil Demon Boss at the end.

CTF, TDM, KOTH, we have it all!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Vanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community of people who enjoy the original Minecraft experience and want to bring that same experience to others who enjoy it the same.

This server does not support griefing, stealing, or Cheating.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TooMuchMinecraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny

TMM is a non-profit community, we all just love our game.

At TooMuchMinecraft, we are all about enhancing our users’ play time and will do so with our friendly and highly skilled staff team, here to aid any of your needs. We have been around since Minecraft Alpha in 2009, and there’s a reason for that.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TechnoCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LavaCraftMS

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

What is LavaCraft? ☆Well LavaCraft is a cracked minecraft server with many awesome features such as SkyBlock , MobArena ,Creative World, CTF,SurvivalGames,Paintball,NoLagg Spleef ,mcMMO , floAuction ,Plots and much more. We also do Drop-Parties On Special Occasions! ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Website WWW.LAVAMS.COM Ip: LavaCraftMS.Com Join Now

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Alcania

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to Alcania, a breathtaking Minecraft server that will transport you to a world of endless adventure and creativity! Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances, and conquer some quest as you build, mine, and thrive in this world. With a vibrant community. Join us and embark on a journey where your imagination knows no bounds!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Thing Hunter

REAL OWNER IS RAY0911 We are running minecraft 1.4.5

We are running minecraft 1.4.5

NO WHITELIST

Want to build with out getting bashed over the head or griefed by an other player? No problem stay in the Non-PVP ,join the economy, and /res PROTECT your land!

Want instant fun? Join the Mini-Game world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Balls of bricks UA

PvE, Survival

If you playing for chill, here you go. I create this server for people who dont like modifications in game

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Nerdcrafteria

Home to the always awesome Nerdfighters!

We offer a great balance of survival and Bukkit, and along with our amazing staff help to ensure you have the best Minecraft experience possible!

DFTBA!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5878

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

smallanarchy

Anarchy

smallanarchy is a anarchy server with no rules and no bans or kicks you get to do whatever you want here

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Buildings Constructed:	41

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Kitocraft

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Awesome server with Hunger Games, Pvp, creative, survival world, and dungeons! Please check out our youtube page: Youtube.com/kitocraft

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2846
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FarmingIslands

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

What the FarmingIslands.de MinecraftServerNetzerk has to offer:

Innovative survival mode

Innovative Skyblock mode

Innovativer FreeBuildModus

WandsMode

Innovative game mode

The MinecraftServerNetwork supports the Java version as well as the Bedrock version of Minecraft. Get your buddies and join the FarmingIslandsCommunity today.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VanillaPod SMP

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

VanillaPod is a relaxed and casual server with small community of friendly people. Players are free to pursue any Minecraft activity: strike out alone into the wild, build a house in town, or collaborate with new friends to build something amazing.

We try to keep a Vanilla feel to gameplay, but we do have a few nice additions which we feel improve the overall experience.

Other information: – Overworld is mostly non-PVP – PVP is available in special arenas and Nether – Players may protect their homes/chests/furnaces from theft and vandalism – Basic economy – Newbie Town is regularly expanded to provide plots for new players – Staff are non-intrusive and do not interfere with gameplay

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

OgLand

Economy, Survival, Towny

OgLand is a new worldbuilding server set in the fictional Og City. there are multiple cities that make up ogland. Make alcohol with Brewery, Grow and Make Drugs, Make up to 60 types of guns and 8 types of ammo. Build buildings for players, Get a job with Jobs Reborn, Sell working vehicles with MTVehicles and Much Much more.In Ogland we allow the server to elect a president and vice president every month. As long as players have a good reputation a week before elections then anyone can be elected. Elected officals make laws, pass infaustracture and military bills etc, and will decide how the society of OgLand will operate and run (With moderation of staff). What will you decide to do with your life in Ogland.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.