Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Love Letters Sent:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Crops Grown:	2121
New Chunks Explored:	598655	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Love Letters Sent:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pony Paradise

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WoutWoot’s MC server

A nice bukkit server with everything you want! Nice staff, a lot of worlds, factions, creative, survival, minigames, plotworld, and later, even a RPG world! We have an economy to. Check out our website!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VictusMC

Hey hello were a new born faction raiding and griefing server and we need alot of players so thats why we need you guys to join us. Join Now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Farms Harvested:	572
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Runes Activated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dascompany

“This is the best server known to man!” -Shadow_claw122

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Magic Items Found:	2153
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GTB Minecraft

GTB Minecraft is a RPG PVP server designed to give you the most interesting experience possible. We use a blended semi-modern theme to achieve the best RolePlay elements available. Players wil experience city life at its best, living next to others and engaging in real trade. No more right clicking on signs to buy items, you can walk down the block to your nearest corner store and purchase items from a real player. Best of all, aside from the roleplay, everything tends to just make sense. Our patented token system enables you to rank up without donating or sucking up to an admin, protect your own land, and even set your own warps. In general, GTB Minecraft is an amazing experience both inside the roleplay and out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GodzGaming

– 3072MB of RAM – 60 Slots – 70+ plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Riotcraft

RiotCraft is a popular minecraft server, founded in march 2012, welcomes people of all ages. We have a thriving friendly community of players as well as a hard working set of staff that ensure help is given when needed. We run 24/7 and have multiple worlds, including survival, factions and creative! So whatever style of play you prefer, we will be sure to accomadate it!

Plugins – Anti-share, border guard, chest shop, essentials, factions, group manager, mob arena, multiverse, portals, nocheat, npc village creator, noweather, playerheads, worldedit, world guard, zavauto messenger, iconomy, mcmmo, coloured signs.

There are numerous towns on the server, including the main city ‘Kimmiewood’, which can accomadate you with your very own plot where you can build whatever you like on there! We have a shop which supplies almost every item in the game, where you can sell and buy. We also provide a factions world, for the users who love a bit of a challenge. You can create bases here with friends, prepare for battle and become victorious and powerful if you play well.

We host a variety of events on the server, including giveaways, building competitions, trivias and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Chilltown | 1.20.2 | MMO Survival | Tree Feller | Professions | Levels | Custom world

Awesome, Community, Griefprevention, Lands, Survival

Welcome to ChillTown!

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal.

Java Edition IP: pmc.Chilltown.eu

Custom World Generation

Seasons with temperature

Custom Mobs

Professions & Levels

Custom Weapons

Land Claiming

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ProsperCraft Network

This server network will be up for years so no concern about the server owner getting board and closing it.

1.5.1, Skyblock, Freebuild, Plotworld, Mobarena, New, Survival, No Whitelist, PVE, PVP factions and PVP vanilla, Economy, Events, Factions, Swim, Vanilla, Hunger Games!, Creative Free build.

Survival with plugins server-

Swim Server-

Amusement Parks!

Factions PVP Server

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2083
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TrinityMC

Survival|Creative|Multiverse|MCMMO|GreifProtection

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Indica Cloud

We now support Towny and Mcjobs! We are a survival economy server, and we feature custom terrain and a large map.. We also have our own website with a Dynamic map. Recently added PVP raiding world! Rules: -Be mature -Respect the decisions of staff -No Greifing -The content of this server is for mature audiences, some of which may not be suitable for children. We are a pretty relaxed server, but immaturity will not be tolerated.

Plug Ins: -World Guard -ShopSigns -NetRar -MCMMO – LUCK -CreeperHeal -Dynamic Map -Towny -McJobs

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	6189
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ReziCraft

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftersLand Network Servers EU

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

> Network Servers US: play.craftersland.us > Network Servers EU: play.craftersland.eu

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Zen

82.192.76.211:25616 Plugins: Towny Essentials GroupManager MobBounty Rules: No Griefing No Hacks No Cheating in any way No swearing No advertising No X-Ray No asking for items No asking for Op

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Potions Brewed:	155	Void Armor Forged:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.