Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7656	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cheesium Cloud

JOIN NOW! CHOOSE FROM MANY AWESOME GAMEMODES ALL CONNECT TO THE CHEESIUM NETWORK OF SERVERS!

JOIN HUB.CHEESIUM.COM OR VISIT WWW.CHEESIUM.COM

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

House of Targaryen

**Before going any further, realize we are running the development craftbukkit for 1.5 so there are bugs and not all plugins listed are open because they aren’t up to date.**

We are just wanting to play, socialize and simply have fun. We have a little bit of everything.

We use multiverse so you can play with your friends doing a variety of things:

– PvP (and yes we have hunger games) – Adventure maps (on scheduled days) – Building till your heart is content.

We have also added to our server. A new spawn and a fresh look. We added a mob arena (with and without plugin). Currently working on a Capture the Flag. There is an arena and 3 working on 4 hunger games.

So go ahead and come check us out at HouseTargaryen.mcservers.ws

Thanks for taking a look and if you have any questions you can direct them to Lanna1981, Truetone, or Highsideqc

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	129
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Iron PVP

This is Iron PVP, a German server with a lot of events. you have to note that the server is still being built

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8619
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	6342	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TobyPC Minecraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Survival MCMMO Gameplay.

Private server looking for decent people to join us. We will eventually move to whitelist. 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Fatcreeper Raid

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

24/7 Chicago Hosted ServerThis is a raiding and pvp factions server with ranks and a farming aspect. The worldborder is a small 7.5k. Obsidian can be destroyed by TNT but is stronger than other blocks. Some blocks like diamond, are even stronger against TNT.Crop growth has been sped up. Shops to buy and sell items are available.Server ranks are now available! Rank up with your money from selling crops and gain bonuses! For every rank you gain an extra heart and you can get a total of 2 rows of hearts. You also get more faction power to claim land.Plugins: Factions, MCMMO, ObsidianDestroyer, morehearts *New map was generated Feb 7th 2019.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Universe-PvP

Come on and join our Server… We’re german but we can speak english

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	176	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MCLegend

All info at our webpage 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ROFL Craft

We like to play some original minecraft. We try to keep the plugins light and not affect the game heavily. We like to chill have a good time and pvp some people upl!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Butterminecraft

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

Now been dead for 9 years!

We offer: PvP Arena Survivalgames War Creative plots skyblock and rentable hotel rooms to spend your earned money on!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BaaBoo’s PVP Server

[German Server]

Der BaaBoo’s PVP Server

The server is currently under construction but…

Here you can build and become the survival king

We also already offer a PVP arena

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Star Shards Collected:	78
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DiscoverCraft[PvP][PvM]

Hello, We are DiscoverCraft

In-game information!

Please check in-game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Amazing-Craft

This is a Server That is Survival We wish You all a Happy New Year and we will greet our fellow PLayers Well This is survival Fractions server with PVP if Chosen Thanks For Reading Hope to See You All Soon! =)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GuidoCraft

Awesome Fun Also Come Check Us Out On Planet Minecraft Just type in GuidoCraft And Your There!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PiggyCraft

This Server Is One Of My Servers it is a faction pvp server u spawn in a castle that is claimed as safezone and then you set out on your adventure you can build a castle and claim it and protect it fro enemy factions plese do not ask for staff

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TeefusCraft

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

We are providing a Community-based, Factions, PvP, Bukkit server. As far as plugins, we have Factions, MCMMO, SkyBlock, HeadDrops, a few really nice Spleef Arenas, a challenging Obstacle Course, BattleArena PvP arenas, LWC, ranks purchasable with in-game money, and a few Mob Arenas! Advertising other servers will get you banned, as will x-ray, hacks, and anything that gives you a PvP advantage over anyone else. Make sure you read the rules when you get in so you won’t get muted or banned right away.

P.S. – For those looking for a staff position as soon as you log in, don’t even bother copying the IP address. Staff is hired from trusted long-time members of TeefusCraft.

Thanks for reading! -=TeefusCraft Staff=-

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.