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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	125
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	1174	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SPluton Server

Economy, Survival

we have /sethome /home /back /spawn ( you can have 5 homes, just name them ) /tpa /tpdeny /tpaccept unlimited map* we have LWC ( to lock stuff ) spleef / parkour pvp on toggle sponge restore, etc

web map : http://spluton.mooo.com:8123/

builder rank get fly and more homes ( 8 )

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

World Of Apollo

We are running a very active Vanilla 1.5.1 server and are looking for mature players. There are some plugins installed to combat x-ray and stealing. All blocks must be acquired by mining, buying, selling and trading. Creative Mode is not allowed and will not be used by admins. Admins will not give blocks either.

The world currently has a border at 7,000 blocks and the border will be expanded with future Minecraft updates that include new biomes and ores that will only generate in new chunks.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	76
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magic Items Found:	5509

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Frabin

This is my new Tekkit server which i am Hosting! We are short staff but if you ask for staff you’ll get less of a chance! I’m still trying to configure Towny so hold on for that! Once its configured it will come out of Beta testing and everyone that beta test will get a cool prefix! Thanks so much!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MinecraftOnline

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EternalCraft [Cookiez!]

A mega fun server with amazingly nice staff! There a bosses and many other fun things to do, join today and get a free cookie.

We have factions, McMMO and many more fun plugins.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Yeuh – Battle Royale/UHC

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

– Dedicated 24/7 Server, so you never have to wonder if we’re up. – Ultra Hardcore Mode, so you know we don’t mess around. – 30 Minute Games, so you can hop back in the action ASAP. – Cast Your Vote for which scenarios you want to play with.

New Scenarios Every Week!

This week’s UHC Scenarios (Updated 10/6/20):

– Inheritance: You take the inventory of the person you kill! – One Trick Pony: EVERY mob in the game is the same mob. It’s a different mob every game. – TNT World: Every block can be ignited like TNT with flint and steel.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Void Gems Collected:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Glowarion (MMORPG Server)

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

A German server with all aspects of an MMORPG for players looking for a fantasy adventure at sea.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Crops Grown:	6237	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GameScape

Welcome to this amasing server we are frendly and have great staff we are a pvp survival server with factions and raiding come join now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7360

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

cubez-craft

It is a fairly new server with good plugins and a good voting system. pvm_hc is the owner. there is nice staff and donators are wanted. Pvm_hc is very nice and will even give out ranks to the best faction.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JschierCraft

This server is hardcore PvP and raiding. Plus vote for cash

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3909	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Smile’s Network

One of quite old servers that’s been with Minecraft. We are running the server since 2009.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EnixGaming | Classic Towny | mcMMO

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We are aiming to bring you the highest quality and most fun gameplay in the world!

Connect with your friends or make new ones, and take your place in our awesome community!

We hope to see you online!

IP: play.enixgaming.com Website: https://enixgaming.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Items Found:	2630
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RevCorpMC

Factions, Parkour, PvP

RevCorpMc RevCorpMc is a newly renovated server with experienced staff! We are a Factions based server with pvp, tnt, raiding and greifing enabled! Our server is small and growing fast! With a fresh new map come claim your land before anyone else! We kept one thing in mind when we created our server, keep it simple yet exciting! We have brought on just enough plugins to keep the game feeling unrestircted and fun with that faction/Raiding mindset. We have a well designed economy system to help you make money and buy materials to build and protect your hard earned diamonds! In the spirit of pvp we’ve added a few plugins that allow for fair play and rewards! We’ve added a few xray protection and cheat prevention plugins to ensure everyone plays fair. Check out the VIP packages at http://revcorp.enjin.com/donate

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Farms Harvested:	909
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HostMaster’s Minecraft

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.