Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EmporiorNetwork

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skywars, Survival

EmporiorNetwork the Global Community Network

Were a fun Minecraft server network with custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback.

You can join our server through the following IP adress: mc.emporior.net Dont forget to visit and register on our site: www.emporior.net Want to talk with other players or staff then you can join our TeamSpeak server: ts.emporior.net

Come visit us and you will have a great time. See you soon on EmporiorNetwork.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	3637	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Chimeras Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VisiStudios

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VISISTUDIOS.COM Takes you to a different galaxy long.. long… time ago. The mighty Galactic empire is at the brink of war. After the great war with Darth Vader the Republic empire found victory! However before Darth Vader went he had died with a curse that rose him and his army back from the dead. These undead 501st Clones have ran sacked and slathered villagers, and many are missing. You are surviving only on pure will to live.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PenguinCraft

Factions

PenguinCraft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MilkCraft Survival

Survival

The best survival game in the MINECRAFT PLANET!! Join today and check it out! If you like it check out the website and tell friends about it! Be sure to check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	517
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Castle Crafters

Mini Games

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

World84

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

World8-4 is a gaming community, hosting multiple Minecraft Servers on some awesome hardware. Based off creating a friendly community we strive to keep our servers at the highest standards. Every server has a complete Anti-cheating system, including anti-xray and an active team of staff to respond instantly so you’re not left needing help.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Star Shards Collected:	214	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Baneshroud

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Baneshroud has been a community since early Minecraft Beta. Across various updates and servers, our community is as strong as ever. You will never find more friendly players in Minecraft. Several towns are openly recruiting players, so feel free to explore and ask around to see what fits your playstyle best.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Lindquist Survival

Survival, Vanilla

This server is a survival server with a good protection plugin. Go onto: Website The server is aimed at a mature but friendly community. We have a rollback plugin so griefers can be rolledback and banned. You can rank up by doing the command: /ar check. You can rank up based on how many hours you have played.

1. Novice – default 2. Apprentice – 10 hours 3. Adept – 100 hours 4. Master – 200 hours

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Super Craft Brothers

Hardcore

First of all, I want to send a warm welcome to all the new players that have joined us, SCB has just been released as an open beta in collaboration with SethBling! We have launched with 7 maps and have gradually increased that number to 11 now. We have had tons of fun developing this and will continue to work on game additions like leveling, achievements, advanced PvP statistics and more maps!

We are the Official Super Craft Brothers servers and we are working on fully automatic servers with a lobby and queu system to support many players. We will still keep the original 4 players per match scheme as the original version, but we will add features that were simply not possible using redstone only.

We will release a set of 6 NEW maps made by Block_Fortress as well as the original maps made by SethBling. This is a very exciting project and we are very happy to be doing it with SethBling. Stay tuned for some beta testing soon!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JailHouseBlox

Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JailHouseBlox is an OP Prison server with many perks. ✓ 24 prison ranks with different mines, shops, banks, and more for each rank so you’ll never get bored ✓ plenty of donor ranks at good prices ✓ Friendly, helpful staff, always at least on guard on. ✓ Averages over 100 members at all times ✓ Members are knowledgeable on minecraft as well as on JHB. ✓ Online 24/7 ✓ We have the flo-auction plugin so you can get rid of stuff you don’t want as well as getting new/better items for yourself

• Each rank, A-L, Free, and Citizen have they’re own mines, some have two mines, some have a mine and a tree mine. • The mines get better and better as you move up, starting at just stone, iron, and coal, but moving up too having gold ore, diamond blocks, and emerald ore. And that’s not even the best • After earning rank Citizen, you can earn the 10 Prestige ranks. These are a part of being citizen and do not provide with new mines though they do give you certain perks, for example: a pet.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3148	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ionic_Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is in a new state,everything went to hell and we are repairing it until then don’t join this server,and also I will update this post with more information about this,and any new information. Also I’m not the owner. Skype me for any questions. LixCoffee

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Emeralds Found:	8977	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Swaped Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	486	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ThePlayground

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Iconomy, Disguisecraft, Horses, Mcmmo, Protected Zones, Banking, Jobs, Bounties, Dragon Travel, Custom Items, Drops and Enchantments, Conquest Mobs, Multi-Verse Survival, Creative and Event Worlds, Point Based Online Store.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	7487	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OutlawSMP

Buycraft, Customworld, Friendly, Lands, MCMMO, Nogreifing, Playerwarps, Ranks, Shop, Silkspawners, smp, Survival, Towny, Updated, Voterewards

Welcome to OutlawSMP

We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20 and anyone is welcome

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as player warps , Custom map , Griefprevention, and more! ✨

With Semi-VanWe aim to keep gameplay itself as vanilla as possible, while providing access to some commands that make Minecraft life a little less mundane. For example, we have /tpa, /sethome, and /spawn and more …

LandsClaim your land and only give access to people that you trust! This prevents griefing and raiding, which gives you peace of mind and gives staff more free time to help players, and plan features and events with the command /lands

CratesEvery vote gives you a chance to win a crate key that can be opened up at /warp crates! We also have seasonal crates that provide players cool cosmetic items!

CommunityStart a town! Meet new people! Chat with friends! Join in on a community project We want everyone to enjoy their time on OutlawSMP.We try to promote a friendly environment free from toxic energies. Players are encouraged to voice any suggestions or concerns they may have for the community.EventsMore than one event will be held monthly. Ideally, we like to hold events at different times of day to try to cover all of the time zones. Although sometimes that isn’t possible, we certainly do try our best!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ISL Network SMP

Clans, Factionsurvival, Survival

Looking for a vanilla/semi-anarchy SMP experience focused around clan warfare?

🔥 Welcome to ISL Network SMP! 🔥

🛡️ Clan-Focused Gameplay: Join or create your own clan and dominate the server with your allies!

⚔️ Semi-Anarchy: With minimal rules and moderation, anything goes – it’s survival of the fittest!

🌍 Vanilla Gameplay: Immerse yourself in the pure Minecraft experience with our vanilla gameplay. No mods, no unnecessary plugins, no BS.

🔥 Clan Tournaments: Engage in intense battles against a random selected clan for in-game prizes.

🎉 Join Our Community: Become part of our thriving Minecraft community.https://discord.gg/R344wACHAjislsmp.apexmc.co

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!